Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
Gimme them nudes, girl
Don’t ask no fucking questions
Submit them shits now
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This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012
bitch that is a tree.
(Source: partouse)
“Battleship” starring Rihanna’s forehead as the ship
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
Sounds like a good time anyway
